OMG you guys, here's the sitch....abreves are totes taking ove and it's bananas! IDK what this ish is all about, but it's OOC. IMO peeps are just bein' laze, it's redic.
Totes obliv to what I just said? NBD, here's the 411...
BTW, you look totes gorge today, completely amaze, I'm sooo jelly.
GTG, GTL - obv!